Have you read The Sondheims, yet?
And now American Playhouse's production of Trey Parker and Matthew
Stone's "Assassins In South Park", starring:
Chef as the Folksinger
Someone tell the story
Someone sing the song
Of how I'd love to lay you down
And go a little wrong
Uncle Jimbo as the Proprietor
Now this is a four-fifty...
The Mayoress as Leon Czolgosz
I did it because it is wrong for one man to have so much
press when I have none.
Eric Cartman as Charles Guiteau
I am goin' to the lordy
That is so sweet!
Wendy Testeburger as Squeaky Fromme
Stan as John Hinkley, Jr.
I am unworthy of your love...
Mrs. Cartman as Sara Jane Moore
This one was on sale. It - no, not the Cheesy Poofs - well,
actually the Cheesy Poofs, too.
The School Psychologist as Zangara
I did it because my belly was on fire, mm-okay?
Mr. Garrison as Lee Harvey Oswald
Oh my god, he killed Kennedy! You bastard!
Ned as Samuel Byck
Officer Barbrady as Bystander #1
We crowded up close
And I see this guy
And I say,
'Nothing to see here'!
Kyle as John Wilkes Booth
Kenny as David Herold, James Garfield, and Gerald Ford
Dude! Have you seen these papers? Do you know what they're
calling me? A common cutthroat! A hired assassin! This one says I'm
Ee msv bn md t fnk ee kid kll th residin n gt a ay wid id!
Dude, we did get away with it! He was a bloody tyrant and we
brought him down!
And don't forget to tune in next week when we present Passion as done by the cast of Scooby Doo.
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